King Arthur and the Holy Fail

A limited number of Early Bird Discount Tickets are on-sale until 30th April (or until they have sold out, whichever comes earlier)

The Three Inch Fools present an epic tale of Arthurian adventure and medieval mayhem. In a land of daring quests, dashing knights, and endless jousting, there lived a would-be hero – waiting in the wings – who went by the name of Arthur. But when Camelot is rocked to its core by a tragic – and frankly improbable – incident involving a large table of an undisclosed shape, Arthur is thrust into the quest of a lifetime. Will he bravely battle through blistering cold and scorching fire to save his beloved realm, or will he crumble as fate refuses to cooperate? Destiny awaits, chivalry calls, and the quest to end all quests begins. Saddle up – things are about to get legendary.

This performance is an outdoor performance. We recommend that you bring blankets/chairs/cushions etc. to sit on. Come prepared for the weather with warm coats and waterproofs etc, as the performance will continue come rain come shine! We ask that you don’t bring umbrellas as these can obscure the view for other people in the audience.

We recommend booking tickets for this performance online in advance. For further information about this performance please email [email protected]

– All entry is via our Main Golden Gates POST CODE – TD5 7RL, gates open at 5pm. Car Parking is located in our Woodland Carpark, a stone’s throw away from the performance.
– This is an outdoors performance and surfaces may be uneven – if you have any access related questions ahead of the performance please get in touch!

– Please feel free to bring along a picnic, a bottle of wine and a comfy chair, sit back and enjoy! Refreshments will be on sale from the Courtyard Café, including snacks, soft drinks and alcoholic beverages. There will also be an ice cream stall.

– This event is wheelchair accessible.
– You are welcome to bring well behaved dogs, but they must be kept on a lead.
– Chairs, picnics, blankets and any other low-level accessories are welcome.
– In case of rain, please don’t bring umbrellas as they block sight-lines for other audience members. Ponchos and raincoats are just as fetching, so please wear these instead.

★★★★★ – “So entertaining…laugh-out-loud funny”
★★★★★ – “The ultimate British theatrical experience” – Hastings Independent Press
★★★★★ – “Riotously fun. Hugely enjoyable”